I don’t need a camera. I have shutter release built into my right eyelid, so every time I wink, a photo is stored in my brain. Seconds later it’s printed out of my ass. SD cards fit right into my belly button for easy data transfer. I have some dandruff, but an ingenious integrated dust reduction system makes sure that it won’t interfere with the overall image quality.
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