Manan in town

My friend Manan Pareek is in town as intern at the hospital (he’s studying medicine), so today I showed him around the city a bit: the school, Lucca, english pub, Pitstop etc. It was kind of cool even though it rained. Had a coke at Republikken to end the “guided tour” around Kolding. I think I left him with a good impression of the city.

Oh, earlier today when I was at the supermarket, there was this girl who got stuck between the metal bars that prevent thieves from running out of the entrance. She shouted: “OH NO!” and I turned around and couldn’t help but laugh at her standing there – caught in the evil supermarket prison! Muhuahahahaa! Anyway… Realizing that she wasn’t able to go under or over the bars, I began to think of a master plan to rescue this fair lady. I thought about using a few Kellogs Cornflakes packages to build a staircase, but as I was about to carry out this ingenious plan, an old lady came into the market and activated the mechanism that opens the bars!
Next time I go to the supermarket, I hope there’ll be dragons breathing fire at the cute and blonde lady at the cash register. Then I’ll come to her rescue by throwing cans of tuna at the dragons, followed by a lethal spray of scorching hot ketchup and nudles. That’s gotta hurt!! FAKTA supermarket goes Dungeons & Dragons.

As for the JPD project: I had NO motivation today what so ever! I don’t really know why, but I just felt like spending this entire day in a nice and comfortable couch! I think my motivation will return tomorrow. Pleeease oh mighty God of Motivation: Give me strength so that I might finish this project in a cool way :p And I’d also like to be able to shoot bolts of lightning out of the tip of my fingers (if you could fix that too, that would be totally AWESOME man!). Amen.

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4 Responses to Manan in town

  1. I cannot grant you the powers of shooting lighting bolts from your fingertips. But I shall grant you the power of building massive staircases from cornflakes packages.

    With kind regards GOD

    P.S. motivation will return tomorrow, as will my own lol

  2. majann says:

    Haha….nice fairytale!! :) I would have loved being saved by a prince in the supermarket!! :) A white horse would be a nice thing, together with the stairs of cornflakes packages…! ;)

  3. JoKKe-svin says:

    The Tabakkian <-- That'll do just fine, and it will most definitely come in handy in my future shopping :p How can I ever repay you for granting me this FINE gift!? Free trip to Vegas? Discount on Red Light? You name it, I God it... AHAHAHAAA! i "God" it... :p

  4. JoKKe-svin says:

    majann <-- Hey, all you have to do is cry out for help the next time you're out buying groceries at the supermarket. THEN, I will dash forward from behind the pile of spaghetti and come to your rescue.

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